he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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