she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We left the knife in your bed.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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