they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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