My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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