No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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