im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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