Do vagina's smell?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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