honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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