i just wanna soil my oats bro
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
