So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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