So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
A+ Viking dick
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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