we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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