Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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