On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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