We need to rekindle our bromance
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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