And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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