You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
