Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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