That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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