can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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