So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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