sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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