i don't like sucking hair
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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