We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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