Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
