Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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