It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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