The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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