i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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