Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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