I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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