Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
