problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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