Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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