Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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