We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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