Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
NoShamevember. You game?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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