So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
