But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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