have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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