whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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