I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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