Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
