like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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You. Win. At. Life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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