I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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