We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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