Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Randomize
