I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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