True but thats because hes a fetus.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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