yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
