Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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