Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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