i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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