no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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