that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
